Pickup Lines and the Artist

I am one of those people who consider a lot of things art.  I mean come on who is to say what is an is not some type or form of art, right?  Right.  My favorite art is performance art naturally.  I think that people can be right in the middle of a performance piece and they themselves might not even realize it.  Because performance art is one of my favorite styles of art, I love to people watch.  There is nothing better than sitting in one place for hours and watching what goes down when no one notices that you are watching.

I have this place that I go to once a week usually with a friend or two so I can get my fix in for people watching.  This place is quite the dive, but I love it and you would not believe all of the people who come in after work for happy hour.  Honestly just watching what goes on I have learned how to be the greatest pickup artist ever.  Pickup lines and being a pickup artist takes serious skills, and that is why I consider any man who can throw down a couple of pickup lines to pick up a woman an artist of his trade.  Last night my friend and I were cracking up over this one guy who was definitely laying it on thick, and believe it or not he got the girl!  It was too funny!  So, in honor of our cheesy new friend and our people watching, here is an infographic about being a pickup artist.  Hopefully you can either learn something from it or get a chuckle or two.